My Retort

First, you have to read this

To Benjamin, my future husband:

OK Buttface…first of all…the whole work thing is so not true.  I am the one asking you every stinking day if you found the cure for cancer and am insanely jealous that you are busy all day long when I am generally bored out of my mind.  Second, I WATCH you play on your computer when you are home and when I ask you what you are doing you say “dicking around” right?  I can SEE google reader before and after you read all 100 articles/blogs every day…I receive the most random emails showing mini beds, random pieces of technology, Iphone garbage and so on.  You find the most RANDOM blogs (this dude’s for example), pieces of information that no normal person would find when just checking email/working.  This dude seems to have some serious communication issues with his wife.  The difference between us and this couple is that I see you with my own eyes and you ADMIT that you are addicted to your computer. 

Take that crazy pants!

I know having a public argument with a significant other is not looked upon highly but given the context of said argument I thought it was appropriate.  I’ve learned that if you want to get your point across, you must speak the other persons language.

And for the record, he is most definitely addicted to his computer…we’ve even enlisted “computer rules.”  Mainly being the first thing he does when he gets home cannot be open his computer.